Dating vs marriage jokes dating etiquette old fashioned

06 Jan

Being very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something.

The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away.

The man walks up to his co-worker and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings." "Don't make such a big deal, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.

"Well, I'm curious," begged the man, "how long have you been wearing an earring?

So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.

” The morning of the Anniversary Bill made sure Suzy would be the one to answer the door as he waited anxiously in the other room. ” Hollered Suzie angrily holding up his well thought out note, “Happy Anniversary You’re Number Two! But there was one thing that drove Mary absolutely crazy, and that was no matter how many times she told Dave how important it was to her that he come on time for dinner, he never did. It was a nice way to pass the time and the men enjoyed it immensely. So by all means; men, please laugh with our collection of marriage jokes, marriage puns, and marriage quotes. If you’re a lady or a chilled man who just wants a good laugh please enjoy, you won’t be disappointed. ” “So Grandpa” asked Dave at his engagement party “your marriage to Grandma is legendary everyone talks about how you two get along so well and never fight, what’s the secret to your marital success? photo credit: Baylor Bear78 Bill’s second Anniversary was coming up and if there was one thing that got his wife Suzy upset, it was not getting a thoughtful gift on a special occasion. ” “Well” said Grandpa Joe after taking a deep puff on his cigar “it all started on the way home from our wedding, we hadn’t gone but a mile when the horse started giving us trouble I gave the horse a little whip and that’s when I heard your Grandma say in a low voice “that’s strike one.” A bit later the horse stopped again “that’s strike two” she said. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother and father kiss you on the cheek."The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Naturally, the doctor asked him "What happened to you?Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two." The husband was thrilled, kissed his wife said, "Oh darling, I'm the happiest man in the world." "I'm glad that you feel that way because tomorrow my mother moves in with us," she replied. " The man managed to croak..."Well, my wife and I were having a quiet round of golf, we were playing the eighth..., a difficult hole at the best of times....., anyway, we both sliced our balls into a field full of cattle.